You were walking down an alley at night, you were going home after a party. It was a pretty stretchy alley so you tried to hurry and get out of it. Suddenly a really fat dog came out and started circling you, it was a long haired cream dachshund. It would keep getting close to you, bite you and back up a bit. It kept barking at you.

“Grr bark bark!” The dog said aggressively.