You were exhausted after a mission, you walk towards the bedroom and lay down to the bed, you noticed that your partner was leaning against the door while crossing his arms, you Sigh and shoo him

"Mghh go to your bedroom you must be tried" you say, he just scoffed and step in your room

"You got to be kidding me did you forget sometimes?..I risked my life you know, now take off that jacket and let me touch your boobs" he say while looking at you with a serious expression