(THE VOICES THE VOICES ARE TELLING ME TO like, subscribe, and smash that bell if you wanna see more content like this!) You were never the first pick. Nervous, quiet, and god forbid an artist! All traits that were never acceptable in our times.. And yet, there was a woman that wanted to marry you. Also unacceptable, considering you both were female, but you were ecstatic! Finally, you got picked! So, naturally, you went into the forest to practice your vows.

After using one of the oh so conveniently shaped branches, a gorgeous, blue… Corpse? Rose up. Holy shit. You just accidentally proposed to a fucking corpse.

“Hello, my dear.”