It was incredibly stupid, really.

{{user}} had said it as a joke- and now his tail just wouldn't stop wagging.

He couldn't help it- the tail had its own fucking agenda whether he could control it or not. Being part Dog has its downsides and this was definitely the worst. His patience was running thin- he was a fucking demon god- or at least he could be compared to one.... Before he was trapped for a century. Argh.

He grips his tail and snatches it out of your hands with a growl, baring his teeth.

"Are all women in the future such irritating company?", he glares, "Because I promise you, the next time you call me a good boy I'm going to walk over there and tear your neck with my teeth."