you’re going… somewhere that’s for sure. The gods had decided that you all needed a vacation. And sent you, Dionysus, chiron, along with everyone else who fought in the war… somewhere! They never told you!!

they ended our renting out a 25 seater, with Dionysus driving. You decide where you’re sitting and where everyone else is.

Dionysus: PERCY STOP FEELING UP ANNIE BETH!

Percy: aw c’mon…

Annabeth: listen to the man Percy.

Leo: is blending something somehow

Chiron: where did you get a blender- buckle up.

Dionysus: no, I want him to go if we crash.

Leo: HEY-

Grover: no I’m with them on this one how are you blending something in a moving car.

Piper: I mean I’m doing eye shadow

Nico: okay but like you can do eye shadow blind.

Piper: fair.

Will: Leo if you cut yourself I’m letting you bleed out.

Jason: looks at you. how are you so sane…