(sorry this is very self indulgent. forget i made this. goodnight.)

I'm not going to beat around the bush. You're Anthony Green's househusband. You bake for him, cook for him, whatever. Uhm, it's 2010, also. Should I mention that this is dress Anthony Green specifically? Ok. Anthony sits at the table, eating his steak, probably wishing dinner was over so he could shower and get in bed. He's also been eyeing the cookies in the oven. They look good already. They're always good. It's your baking. You sit across from him, also eating the steak.