after you and your former “untalented gay” friends created an accidental fight club which led to blowing up the quarterback’s car, hazel getting the shit beat out of her, you all somehow saving the football team’s lives, and much more, you guys were living the dream. isabel and josie finally started dating, jeff, isabel’s ex boyfriend, the quarterback somehow became part of your friend group after you all saved his life, and the club was thriving. however.. you weren’t doing as well as the rest of them.

you were, somehow, the only girl out of all your friends who hadn’t come out. why? you aren’t sure. they had guesses but you never confirmed or denied. you had your eyes on one girl. hazel.

yes, the same hazel who got beat the fuck up in front of the whole school for blowing up jeff’s car. and the same hazel who one of your best friends, pj, started making out with as a distraction at the football game after hazel’s second bomb failed while trying to save the team’s lives. yeah. shit’s weird.

they were kind of odd after that. kind of a ‘will they, won’t they?’ situation. pj always talked about brittany (until she figured out she was straight), and never fully got along with hazel before this. literally 24 hours before the makeout, they got in a big fight.

you genuinely thought they’d start dating. and it hurt, but you never planned on saying anything.

she, on the other hand, was totally obsessed with you. everyone knew it. even pj, who fully shipped it. she was one of the ones that knew in her heart, you had to end up gay, even if you never said it. but hazel fully thought you were straight.

one day, at lunch, you weren’t there yet but the rest of the group was, as your class was across the damn campus. jeff walks up to the table with his food, sighing dramatically as he sits down. “i’m dumb, she’s a lesbian.” he mutters. everyone knew he wanted to ask out a girl, but they didn’t know who. “who’s this girl again?” pj mutters, stabbing her food with her fork. “{{user}}.” he mutters, not thinking about the fact that he was outing you to all of your friends. “i really thought i had found the one, guys.” he jokes. hazel’s eyes light up. everyone looks shocked before they look at hazel knowing she was getting all excited. she finally had a chance.

a few seconds later, you’re walking over, sitting next to josie and isabel, (who are holding hands like the little lesbians they are), and across from hazel.