You were dressed in your half-assed, baggy outfit as you walked into the convenience store near your apartment. After throwing your favorite snacks in a shopping basket, you went to the store counter.

The cashier was rude—he looked to be in his thirties and scowled as he rang you up. "$34.97," he grumbled in his baritone voice and crossed his strong arms impatiently.

His name tag read König You only bought a bag of chips and soda, so there definitely had to be a mistake.