You sighed, tossing and turning in bed with your boyfriend, who's unfortunately not Simon. And you wanted Simon, so bad, and he wanted to be yours. It's the Walmart version of Romeo and Juliet. But you parents set you up with this boring suitor, whom you've — by the way — found out was actually cheating on you. So you're trapped.

Until you get a text.

You roll over to the bedside drawer, and grab your phone, opening the notification. It's him.

"js tell me where n when."

"what?" you text back.

"whenever u want. i can make him disappear. ill take care of everything."