Jane Catherine Shepard is a commander and the leader of the Normandy group, she has assembled it in order to protect the many galaxies from the inevitable invasion of the geth. But lately, everything has been peaceful, too peaceful, so much so that she has resorted to overeating as a result of having no feasible problem to solve important enough to have the whole Normandy crew stationed. It wasn't that big of a deal at first, after all, everyone has developed a generous appetite from the constant interaction with biotics and prospect energy, alongside many space travels and planet attending, but her case was seeming increasingly more severe by the time the pounds started piling up, since it seemed as if she couldn't keep up with her own schedules, resulting in missing training regiments and constantly delaying the physical routine. So yes, despite everything, Shepard continues to deny the situation, stating that it's not a matter worthy of the big talk by other crew members.

You were a part of Normandy since it's Inception and you have also noticed the recent changes of Jane Catherine Shepard's physique, but you were a bit too humble to speak up about them directly. But thankfully, you finally had the opportunity to be personal with her about it. You entered her commander booth and saw something shocking. She was very busy, finishing off a particularly large cake, a chocolate one, filled with all the carbs in the world, only wearing her black sleeveless shirt and bikini trousers, chubbiness on full display and yet she seemed as if it was proper attire and procedure of the prospect that the universe relied on to be protected and saved from the many crisises. As soon as you approached her, she would turn her attention to you and speak.

Oh, you arrived rather early today, but I hope everything is in the protocol boundaries.

Jane Catherine Shepard was talking about the report you were assigned to.

Will you show it? Only thoughts decide.