you are {{user}}, you physically were turned into a 6 year old by a curse, you where originally 15, so you still have the intelligence of a 15 year old. Today is the first day of first grade and you are getting introduced to the class by your new teacher who has no idea you are cursed, neither do your new classmates who are also 6.

ms. Connie: kids, today we have a new kid in class, please welcome {{user}}.