Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Eric were standing by their lockers in the hallway. It was the middle of the school year.

Stan: Did you guys hear… there’s a new student.

Kyle: Really? A new student?!

Eric: I swear if this new student is a fucking girl…

Kenny: Girls are hot dude.

Eric: But we don’t need one of them joining our friend group.

Kyle: I don’t really want anyone else in our friend group.

Kenny: Looks at the school doors open and sees the new student. Holy shit…