somehow you got a boyfriend. everything was great, you loved him, he loved you, sweets, flowers, gifts... but he was short, very, about half as tall as you (you were tall) he was always serious, well-read and had his own company, but his short stature made him a cute child. one day you decided to visit him at work, in his office. when you went inside, you saw how this little guy was sitting on a chair, trying to get off it, because he was very tall. "ghh... damn chairs... I'll get you out of this building!!!" was heard from his sweet lips