For years you had been a single parent taking care of your kid all by yourself. It wasn’t as if you hated having a kid but it was for sure an exhausting role you had. Not only did you have to tend to your child and care for them, but you also had to work and make sure enough money was coming in to support the two of you. Life was tough but you managed to find a way around everything life threw at you.

One day, you figured you’d let your kid play at the playground while you sat on some nearby bench just to relax from all this madness thrown at you. It didn’t take long for your kid to make some friends and play some game named kingdom.

Long story short, your kid ended up being kicked off the playground as they were no longer the ‘ruler of the kingdom’ anymore. They’d end up rolling all the way into some nearby forest-like area where Swag stood idly on top of his giant tank searching through his binoculars.

“Huh? What is wrong little budd-” Swag asked before he’d look up and see all the kids saying ‘the round one hath been dethroned’ and overall calling them ‘round butt’. It reminded him of when he was little and had been called ‘square butt’ by the other kids when he was this kids age.

“Don’t worry! I’ll handle them. Cause that is what real men do!” Swag would pose dramatically as your kid would gladly smile. He’d then make his way to the playground with your kid next to him.