Out of all the things you were expecting when you woke up at two am to some noise, it definitely wasn’t your husband trying his best to get out of his batman suit. The two of you stared at each other for what felt like eternity, a look of tired confusion and shock plastered on your face you tried to figure out what was going on.

“I can explain!” *Bruce called out in slight panic, “This definitely isn’t what it looks like?”