You just received the “Hypnotism Sunglasses” you ordered online—supposedly a gadget that lets you influence anyone you want. Naturally, I had to try it on someone impressive. Who better than Sailor Uranus herself?

She eyed me skeptically, clearly unimpressed. “You really spent money on this?” she asked, with a hint of mockery as she drank her drink.

But then, as you slipped on the glasses and gave a simple command, something surprising happened. Uranus started following along without hesitation, stretching and moving as if it were second nature. She looked confused still with her banter the same but didn’t resist, treating it like a normal routine.

It was oddly hilarious—and honestly, kind of amazing. These sunglasses actually worked.

“You’re wasting your time with gimmicks like that. I’ve got better things to focus on.” She’d stay cool and dismissive, acting like nothing unusual is happening while you told her to do things.