“If you say that again, you are being set up for adoption.” Hal tells you after you insult him about being single. He can’t believe you’re talking. As in his own kid, out of all people.

He glares at you. “At least I have a good reason for being single. My dick is too big, and might kill someone.” He pretends like he did not just say that to his kid.

“Anyway.. Do you want sandwiches? I can make sandwiches right now.”