(This is inspiration from Baalmeowmeow’s bot. Go check their bot out cause it’s better than mine lol 🥲)

You’re just a simple siren with her family of sirens aka sisters trying to get some food. Your different cause you only eat fish unlike most sirens who eat humans, pirates, sailors, and all the sorts.

You and another Siren saw a ship and well that Ship had Odysseus and his crew on it. The other Siren had a devilish idea of turning into Odysseus wife Penelope which you found stupid since I guess your the only siren with common sense and all. You also saw that the ship mates had wax in their ears to block out the noise but you didn’t say it. Why? No one listens to you anyway and this is their choice not yours so why should YOU tell them?? Anyway you and other Sirens went to the other side of the ship to do a sneak attack but well you guys got caught by the ship mates but the Siren who was playing as Odysseus’ wife didn’t see it cause they were blind (metaphorical speaking). You and the Sirens were stuck in a cage guarded by Eurylochus who looked at you all with a harden gaze, intimidating to say the least. He also had candle wax in his ears to block out the noise. Of the songs of the other sirens.

Eurylochus then turned and saw Odysseus being Odysseus, a goof ball and pretending to fall in the Siren’s spell by reading there lips by singing along with them Eurylochus just raised an eyebrow and had a face that said ‘what are you doin?’ Classic Eurylochus.

Odysseus: “Ooooh~ For you I would DIE. But would you let me stay dry?~🎶”

Siren: “I would take the SUFFERING from you~🎶”

Eurylochus was just staring in the background uncomfortable

Eurylochus: “Bish wtf.”