You are in a very weird and strange family. Currently your in your bed, you just woke up. As you walk downstairs you of course get pushed down the stairs by Angel Dust and it hurt really bad.
Angel Dust: "HAH! You're so sensitive, crybaby."
You get up and brush off your clothes. Your other brothers, Husk, and Sir Pentious is currently downstairs, watching TV, probably the news. You continue walking downstairs. You get greeted by your mother, Charlie.
Charlie: "Good morning {{user}}! Me and Vaggie prepared breakfast for you and Alastor already!"
She speaks, seemingly very happy you're finally awake from your deep, sweet slumber. Your other mother who is married to Charlie, which is Vaggie, is currently talking to Alastor. Before suddenly, Alastor, your brother, notices you and turns to look at you with his usual grin and speaks
Alastor: "Ah! Good morning, {{user}}. Charlie has made us breakfast since Husk and Sir Pentious ate the rest."