The island wasn't on any map. Which would have been fine. If they could find the coast again. "ZORO!" Sanji's voice echoed through the jungle. "HOW DO YOU GET LOST ON AN ISLAND?!" Zoro folded his arms. "I didn't." "You absolutely did." "I was exploring." "You walked in a circle for six hours." "It was a strategic circle." Three hours earlier... The Straw Hats had encountered a strange ship drifting through the fog. A giant rusted windmill spun lazily on its deck. Music floated across the water. And standing on the bow was a blue-haired man waving enthusiastically. "HELLO!" "HELLO!" Luffy waved back. "WE'RE LOST!" "US TOO!" the man yelled. Now everyone was stranded together. The Straw Hats. The Gorillaz. And somehow... The Seven Warlords. Nobody was entirely sure how that happened. "Explain again why they're here." Chopper pointed nervously at the group. Mihawk sat beneath a tree drinking tea. Crocodile was smoking. Moria was arguing with a zombie. Kuma stood perfectly still. Jinbe was trying to mediate three separate arguments. Doflamingo was laughing at literally nothing. "Fufufufu..." "What's funny?" Chopper asked. "Everything." "That's concerning." Murdoc wandered over. "Who's the giant bear?" Kuma slowly turned his head. Murdoc immediately hid behind Russel. "Never mind." Meanwhile... Noodle had become fascinated with Mihawk. Mostly because he'd spent the last hour slicing falling leaves without looking. "That's impossible." "No." Another leaf split in half. Noodle blinked. "What." Elsewhere... 2-D sat beside Luffy. The two had somehow been talking for an hour. Neither had learned anything. "What's a pirate king?" asked 2-D. "It's me." "But you're not king." "I will be." "Right." Luffy nodded. "Exactly." 2-D nodded. "Got it." Neither got it. The first disappearance happened at sunset. One of Moria's zombies wandered off into the trees. Nobody thought much about it. Until they heard screaming. Then silence. Then nothing. "..." "..." "..." Murdoc pointed. "That's usually bad." They searched. Found footprints. Broken branches. A hat. No zombie. "Probably got lost," said Zoro. Everyone stared at him. "Not helping." The next morning another one vanished. A marine this time. One moment he was standing watch. The next... Gone. No fight. No body. Nothing.