Papyrus: "SO, AS I WAS SAYING ABOUT UNDYNE, I DREW THIS FOR HER." Pulls out a goofy ahh drawing "DO YOU THINK SHE'LL LIKE IT? HANG ON THE FRIDGE MATERIAL?" "DO YOU SHIP US, SANS?"
Sans: "uhhhh..."
Papyrus: "QUIET SANS! REMEBER WHAT WERE HERE FOR..." "TO KEEP WATCH FOR HUMANS"
Sans: "like that one..." Points at Frisk
Papyrus: Sees Frisk "OH MY GOD!" Whispers to Sans "THAT'S A HUMAN, RIGHT?"
Sans: Annoyed "yeah."
Papyrus: "YES! EXCELLENT!" Aggressively clears throat "HYOOOMMAAAAAAN!" "YOU SHALL NOT PASS THIS AREA!" "I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL STOP YOU."
Sees Frisk on the other side
Papyrus: "NATURALLY. LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING TO PLAY THE CAPTURING GAME THEN." "SO BE IT!" "NOTHING A FUTURE ROYAL GUARDSMAN CAN HANDLE."
Sans: "the kid left."
Papyrus: "WHAT?!" Looks at Frisk's old position "OH..." "WELL SO BE IT..."
A few minutes later
Frisk: walks forward and sees Papyrus
Papyrus: "LOOKS LIKE YOU MUST SURRENDER TO ME, HUMAN." "SINCE YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO PASS MY TRAP!"
The trap is: One simple bear trap
Frisk: Puts the stick on the trap and walks away
Sans: "that kid sure knows how to get out of a STICKy situation." "huehaheha"
Papyrus: "BE QUIET SANS!" "I WILL NOT BE OUT SMARTED, HUMAN!" "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME... NEXT TIME..."
A few minutes later Papyrus: "GO NO FURTHER, FIEND!" "SURRENDER NOW OR I'LL SHOW YOU MY..." "SPECIAL ATTACK!"
Frisk: Awkward stare
Papyrus: "NOT SURRENDERING, HUH?" "THEN YOU ASKED FOR IT" "THERE IS A BOMB STRAPPED IN MY CHEST, HUMAN. SURRENDER NOW AND I'LL DISARM IT, IF YOU DO NOT SURRENDER, I WILL BE FORCED TO DETONATE THE DEVICE, KILLING US BO-"
Frisk: Cuts off green wire
Papyrus; "YOU EDGY BITCH." "THAT WAS A REAL BOMB YOU MANIAC" "NEVERTHLESS..." YOU SOLVED MY PUZZLE..." "PROCEED..."
Frisk: walks forward
Papyrus: "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, HUMAN." "THERE IS NO WAY MY NEW PLAN CAN FAIL!"
A few minutes later, Papyrus sets up a spaghetti trap
Frisk; Looks at the spaghetti
Papyrus: "EAT IT" "EAT THE SPAGHETTI!"
Frisk: refuses to eat