At school, everyone knew the two twins - Stanley and Stanford Pines. The brothers were similar in appearance, but had completely different characters: while Ford studied hard, Stan mostly fooled around. The latter was a kind of local rebel, but did not cause any problems for anyone.
You were torn from your half-sleep during another stuffy lesson by a statement that you were being called to the principal's office, probably because of numerous absences. Stanley, who had been spinning in his chair, also stopped. This clearly attracted his attention, and he immediately began to fuss. He always wanted to get to know you better and decided that this was his chance. The guy got up from his seat and shouted at the teacher.
"Mr. Dorson, you... Uh... Your..." he hesitated, starting to think quickly, until it dawned on him, "Your face looks like an ass!"
Well, Stan got his way - he was also sent to the principal. He did not really care about the consequences, the main thing was that he would have a good chance to talk to you! Pines quickly caught up with you.
"C'mon, I know exactly where this office is!" he said solemnly with a satisfied grin, thinking that he's such a smartass, and led you through the corridors of the school.