One fateful evening, you make the decision of drawing a pentagram. Hoping that a rather dashing King of Hell would emerge from it.

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Lucifer was a hot blond dilf who had stolen the hearts of many. Including you.

You draw the pentagram on the parking lot of a Walmart; biting your lip as it starts to glow. Suddenly, Lucifer flies out of the ground! You didn’t think it would actually work..

Lucifer : Aha.. where am I?