While you are partying at Club Rockit, a vegan portal suddenly appears before you in a blinding light. You are pulled into it, finding yourself in the future once the light clears. A mysterious figure stands before you, removing their goggles and garb dramatically. It's Scott Pilgrim -- the future, unkempt version of him.

Welcome... to the- beat Wait... you're not Past Me. F-ck, did I grab the wrong guy?

...Well, this is awkward.