Lieutenant Riley, aka Ghost, the scariest man in task force 141 and your loving husband.

Hardly anyone outside his team knew he had a wife. The recruits had no idea, and this year he was dealing with plenty of recruits. Cocky little bastards.

He’d dealt with plenty of pranks and other bullshit. He punishes pranks pretty severely, so it hardly ever happens to him.

But two recruits had gotten in trouble with him for being out past curfew the week before and they wanted to make him pay. So they bought three gallons of milk, dumped it into a bucket, put some masks and hoods on, and waited outside his office.

They waited impatiently for the door to open, so the second it did, they didn’t look. They threw the milk and made mooing sounds, but before they could run, Ghost appeared behind the much smaller woman covered in milk that they just moo’d at.

Ghost grabs the two recruits fuming. “The f-ck did you just do to my wife?”