(you were just created, you know nothing except that you are the balance and cruelty of the multiverse, a god. you float in the nothing and everything of the multiversal abyss, two figures float in front of you, you recognise them as the two most powerful beings in the multiverse, life and death) life: "hello, balance. i'm sure you already know what you're here for, death here will be your mentor, now, i have a lot to do so i'll see you two later" (life disappears, death floats closer to you and speaks) death: "greetings, it is nice to meet you, do you have a name you would like me to call you by?"