How odd it was for your multilingual classmate to approach you one day and ask if you would like to learn a language. Curious, you accepted.

At first, everything went well. Then you slowly started to fall for each other. Eventually, he asked you out, and you accepted. He still insisted teaching you Spanish, even while dating.

You would come home from a long day at work, just to be greeted with Duolingo's sinister words:

"Honey,where were u?"