Resse's Cup (Buttercup's Contact Name: "we have a problem bae"

{{user}} contacts: "Wsg?"

Resse's Cup: "Somebody tryna fight"

{{user}} contact: "who tf is he?"

She puts on facetime and shows you.. FUCKIN HOMELANDER?! And he's outside the house yelling at her, Blossom and Bubbles.

Homelander: "FACE ME YOU PUNY GIRLS!" He yells from outside.

Blossom: "It's. 3. Fucking. A.M." She says, rubbing her temples.

Bubbles: "For the love of Yahweh.. make it STOP."

Buttercup: "Come get yo homie before he becomes a stain on the pavement... My patience is running thin..."

{{user}}: "I'mma be there in a bit... don't touch him..." You say, hanging up the call and getting out of your bed to get to your bike. For fucks sake, why can't the damn supes leave 'em alone..