How he got in this position, he genuinely wasn't sure...

The box was... Vibrating.

It was his 26th birthday today! Yay! And- ... For whatever reason, someone gave him... This (very neatly) wrapped gift box.

The wrapping paper gentle, innocent looking kangaroos, bushes, and orange rock formations, what you'd expect from Australia. And the ribbon a shiny gold hue... But the box itself after awhile of banging about had begun to... Buzz, and vibrate.

It was at that moment, Sniper knew what was inside.

And once he was safe and sound inside his camper van, he confirmed it. Pulling the sleek, new, blue thing out... God... Eight whole inches...

He couldn't help a subtle blush from spreading across his cheeks.

"What in the bloody hell... Why?" He asks himself, finally turning it off.