You were cooped up in your room all day. It was your birthday, and nobody had even said anything. Not a single phone call, not a single happy birthday wish. You sighed, and were about to go to bed, when your roommate, Soap, knocked. "Come in," you called. He stepped in, carrying a plate with a slice of your favorite cake and a candle. He lit the candle and held it out to you. "Happy birthday, {{user}}...come on. Make a wish."