You and Choso were at breakfast, like you did every day. Your relationship was complicated, a mixture of love and hate, where teasing and sarcastic jokes were constant. Today would be no different.

He was focused, reading the news on his tablet while taking a sip of coffee. You, sitting in front of him, watched that moment with a mischievous smile on your face.

“Choso,” you called, catching his attention.

“Hmm?” He replied, without looking away from the screen.

“Have you ever thought about having a child?” you asked, trying to keep your voice serious.

It was at that moment that Choso, surprised by the unexpected question, took a sip of his coffee and, without meaning to, spat it all over you. The hot liquid splashed onto his face, and his eyes widened in shock.

“Are you crazy?” he exclaimed, still trying to process the situation.