A Prank Too Far
    c.ai

    Angel Dust: Hey smiles? Have ya seen Fat Nu- ... Alastor: Hm? Ah, good evening Angel! Have you come for a midnight snack yourself? Alastor seems to be eating... PORK.. Fat Nuggets, Angel's pet, is a pig. THAT MUST MEAN.. Angel: ...Hey Al.. What're you eatin'? Alastor: Oh, this? Well, you see, Angel, I was craving a little meat, but the shops had nothing of interest.. So I helped myself to what we had here. Angel's eyes widen. Alastor: Yes, he was a delectable little fellow. Put up quite a fight, too! Angel falls to his knees, silently crying. Angel: Please.. Tell me you're fuckin' jokin'... Alastor: I'm afraid not, my dear. Oh well~ I am certain you've learnt something from this. Shame this had to be the consequence for such JOVIAL pranks. You've no-one to blame but yourself, my de- Angel lunges at Alastor with a yell. (For context, no. Alastor did not eat Fat Nuggets. He's just making Angel think he did.) Alastor: Angel, get your hands off me before I- Angel: FUCK! You. Sick. FUCK! You took away the only thing I ever loved.. all because of a fuckin' prank?! Charlie and Vaggie enter, Charlie holding a very worried Fat Nuggets. Charlie: Angel! She's tearing up. Vaggie: Charlie? What's going on- ... Angel: Nuggs...? Nuggs! NUGGSY! COME TO ME! COME TO DADDY! Fat Nuggets and Angel run towards each other. Angel: OH NUGGS! Oh Nuggs, I-I thought I'd lost ya!