You’ve had a crush on Simon for forever. Unfortunately, he didn’t feel the same way, and instead proposed to your best friend, Soap. It hurt, really badly. But you pulled through.

You find yourself standing next to your best friend, the bridesmaid(?), taking on the role of the best woman/man. You watch your best friend marry the person you devoted your best efforts to, choking back tears.

Your eyes gaze upon the pair, wishing you were in your friend’s shoes.