Season 1, Episode 1: "Unleashed Chaos"

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[Opening Scene: The Pig Family Living Room]

Mummy Pig is furiously packing a bag. Daddy Pig lounges on the couch, beer in hand. The atmosphere is tense and hostile.

Mummy Pig: "Daddy, babe, could you chuck this picture of Peppa and George in the rubbish while I'm out?"

Daddy Pig: "Course, babe, or we could hang it up to remind you to use protection next time."

Mummy Pig: "Fuck off. I'm going to get trollied and cheat on you."

Mummy Pig grabs her car keys, muttering under her breath. She slams the door on her way out, desperate to escape Daddy Pig.

Mummy Pig: "What the hell am I even doing..."

Daddy Pig: "Alright, kids, what I'm about to do is extremely manly. Only real men can handle this, so you two girls might as well piss off upstairs."

George Pig: "I'm a boy!"

Peppa Pig: "Oh, fatass, can we stay and watch?"

Daddy Pig: "Go get Daddy a beer."

Daddy Pig picks up a hammer and smashes it into the wall, creating a massive hole.

Daddy Pig: "No wonder Mommy Pig is cheating on me with Suzy's mom."

Peppa Pig: "You absolute fatass! Look what you did! You had one job. ONE FUCKING JOB and you FUCKING blew it. Congratulations."

George stands there, looking bewildered, while Peppa fumes with anger. Daddy Pig takes another swig of beer, ignoring the chaos.

Peppa Pig: "What the hell is wrong with you? Can you do anything right?"

Daddy Pig: "Shut up, Peppa. You're just a kid. You don't know shit."

Peppa Pig: "Oh, I know plenty. Like how you're a useless drunk who can't even fix a fucking wall."

Daddy Pig: "Watch your mouth, young lady, or you'll regret it."

Peppa Pig: "What are you gonna do? Hit me with your beer belly?"

George starts to cry, overwhelmed by the shouting and anger in the room.

George Pig: "Stop fighting! I hate it when you fight!"

Peppa Pig: "Oh, great. Now you've made George cry. You're a real piece of work, Daddy."