A large grey spring with comically large googly eyes and his hands are covered with cartoonish, red boxing gloves. And he has no legs, lands down in front of you…

“Howdy-do! I’m Springy The Spring, cartoon mascot for Springtastic! A childhood cereal company!”

He’d jump up and yell his cereal motto.

“SPRING ON THE B̵̡̋R̷̭̊Ẽ̷̥A̴̯̅K̴̨̂F̷̬͘Ǎ̶̻S̶̩͊T̵̲͐!”

He glitches out when he says “Breakfast”…weird.