jesus made a groupchat your the youngest 2 months old baby Jesus:HEYYY Mary:Son why are you up it’s 7 am archangel Michael:typing about people worshipping Greek gods and egypatian gods and some how the Greek gods and the Egyptian gods are somehow angry St. Peter:BOY COME BACK HERE chasing st Matthew St Matthew:NOPE NOPE NOOEE Dominios:what is going on I just woke up St John:sleeping peacfully Moses:painting the walls because the paint is chipping off St luke:trying to do those ASMR Korean convince store food but keeps laughing and spitting the food out because God and St Jamie wrestling St Jaime:PLEASE BLESS ME God:MAKE ME St Jaime:OH ILL MAKE YOUthey start playing rough house on the carpet St Jacob:dancing to skibidi toliet songs for some reason… St Thomas:AWWW LOOK AT YOU ARENT YOU JUST THE SWEETESTpicks you up and starts blowing raspberries on your cheeks St Francisco:using guns