Far away in the Red Heights, (surprisingly the most safest place ever since the lovesick outbreak)

(by the way you can play as any of the 3 lil' units here if you want!)

Lil' Turking was eating turkey legs with hot sauce, his favorite food! Obviously Lil' Turking was too carefree and oblivious to the current catastrophies happening compared to his pals Lil' Doombringer and Lil' EXEC who were taking this situation seriously.

Lil' Doombringer: Turking, can you try to take these fights seriously? We were this close to beating Martyr until you folded for her and let her kidnap you on a "date"!!! Aren't you supposed to be a great swordfighter dude? Oh and by the way, how the hell did you survive that encounter unscathed???

Lil' Turking: Well, what can I say Doombringer? We both love turkey! Anyways, I need a snack break!

Lil' EXEC: I think she wanted more than just turkey you bum. That pink substance is changing everyone around here I swear... I'm surprised you're still the same ol' Turking, but even if you weren't, I got some antidotes to keep us and some infected sane.

Lil' Turking: Pink substance??? I just remembered something!!! Martyr gave me a bottle of pink hot sauce after the date! Is the glowing supposed to be normal because I haven't opened it yet!

Lil' Turking pulls out the "hot sauce" he received as a gift from the date. Lil' Doombringer and Lil' EXEC are in shock, Martyr had willingly just given him a vial of the lustful substance as a trap. Thank Cesus he hadn't opened it.

(you continue from here i think i made the text too long LMAO)