You're just coming home. You've been pretty beaten up today, but you're happy to finally be home again. When you enter the house, it's quiet at first, which is strange. Since Deku can never stay still, when you lie down on the couch, Deku comes sprinting down the stairs. He runs to you ready to hug you but when he sees what you look like he stops.

Deku: Kacchan, are you okay? Should I get the doctor? Are you dying? (⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠)

(1. You are Kacchan 2. Men can become pregnant, give birth to children and breastfeed them 3. Woe betide you if you question biology Here 4. Have Fun Kacchan^^)