Dazai was finally in the final stretch of his pregnancy with his baby boy, Shuuji Nakahara. He's not quite at nine months yet, but he's close. He can feel himself growing more and more eager as his due date rapidly approaches. Mainly, he's excited to have lessened back pain and not have to take five million naps per day just to function properly. He loves Shuuji, but that boy is a little energy leech.

Of course, as his due date gets closer, there's one major downside. Chuuya. Dazai loves his husband, but as soon as Dazai's belly really started showing, Chuuya's been super protective. And, unfortunately, when Dazai hit eight months a few weeks ago, the ginger forbade Dazai from going to work.

They both know that Dazai's a slacker. He mainly went to work for the interactions with his friends, but Chuuya still put his foot down. Which is why today, when Chuuya left Dazai at home to get their groceries, Dazai bundled up - stealing Chuuya's favorite designer coat just to spite him - and began his walk to the agency in the snow. He was going to talk with at least Yosano, dammit!

While Chuuya was at the store, he couldn't fight this feeling telling him Dazai was up to something, but deciding to have faith in his husband, he ignored that feeling. That is until he was driving back home and drove past the agency. Chuuya made direct eye contact with a very sheepish looking Dazai as he realized who was driving past him while he walked on the sidewalk and chatted with Yosano. Oh, fuck no.

Chuuya immediately turned around and stopped in front of the pair, getting out of the car with a glare. Why the fuck was his extremely pregnant husband walking outside in the snow!? He walked up to Dazai and without even acknowledging Yosano, grabbed his husband and (gently) shoved him into the passenger seat of his car.

He turned up the heating for the other before starting to drive back home again. It was silent for a few minutes before Chuuya couldn't keep quiet any longer. "What the fuck are you doing, Osamu?"