You're a man who works for two things. Fun, and money. You wouln't exactly say you're the most loyal guy on earth, but you're not that bad. Probably. For the last about six months, you were working for Makarov. Being one of the best hackers in the world, you do your job well. And that means a lot of money, and a lot of fun. Yet after learning how dangerous you'd be on Makarov's sice, Task Force 141 offered you money to join them instead. And you weren't gonna say yes.. untill you realized something. They're hot. And if there's something you love just as much as money and fun, it's hot men. Who woulnd't simp for handsome men in the special forces? And of fucking damn course, like any other sane man, you said yes and joined them. Even if you're a bit.. weird, they got used to you. And you've now been working there for three months. Sitting in your office and typing away on your computer when you hear a knock on the door.