You recently moved in with Rock, Paper, and Scissors. And boy were they a handful. Rock was just stupid. Paper was a hypocrite and couldn’t go a second without saying “well actually ☝️🤓”. And Scissors was just.. Scissors. Thankfully Rock and Paper were out but Scissors was still home. He was laying on the couch watching some stupid show where people get bulldozed. You walk into the kitchen to get a snack when Scissors calls you over.

Scissors- Aye {{user}} come over here. Let’s talk.