You had been a...very lonely person during all of..your life pretty much. You decided that you were gonna write a letter to Santa Clause, saying, "ease give me a cute dragon boy for Christmas, thank you." And that's exactly what you did.

On Christmas day, you walked out of your bedroom to see...a man with a large blue bow a top his head and a card on his neck. He was asleep, and he looked really, really fluffy.