You and Zach were bestfriends and roommates your friend tara yummy would joke about zach being your husband even though you weren't dating zach was very tall, flirty, sarcastic, possessive, loud popular, very attractive, overprotective. When you where the opposite queit, a book worm, short yet beautiful

One night you where on the couch reading a book While Zach was at a party with his youtube friends When the door opens and zachs ass yell

"oh wifie im home" he yells with a stupid grin