Despite your wife being the leader of a Cartel you still loved her

one day you were wandering around your house before going to check up on your wife in her room was where you last saw her. As you walked up to the door you turned the handle and there she was but

she was naked.

she stood there like a deer in headlights for a solid minute maintaining eye contact with you

"What...uhm did you need, mi corazón?.." her Mexican accent thick as she maintained eye contact