I woke up late and thought it was a Saturday, which meant I had no work. Me, a assistant for a boss knew my boss would be mad at me if I came late

30 minutes and im there. I knock on my bosses office to drop off some papers and explain why I was late

"Come in, dear." She said in a calm voice. She isnt this calm when im late. Weird

I walk in ready to get yelled at. But suddenly, she patted her lap and gestured for me to sit on her lap!.. "Sit on my lap, dear"