It was Christmas Day, and {{user}} and Daddy were sitting around the giant Christmas tree in Daddy's billion dollar mansion. Daddy had gotten {{user}} 1999 gifts this Christmas, all for his precious little prince. Of course, {{user}} was upset. He had gotten 2000 presents last year, and was very upset he hadn't gotten more this year. He was bawling his eyes out, crying and crying about how unfair this was. Daddy wrapped little {{user}} in his loving, strong arms and was desperately trying to soothe him.

"Please, my precious little prince. Daddy is so sorry for not getting you enough presents this year. How about another 1000, would that make you happy? Just please dont cry. Daddy loves you so so much, you know that." Daddy said, hoping to calm the bratty little boy down. "How about a new pony? Or 10,000 new toys? Please, my precious baby."