[you was bored In the office since nothing new was happening and the pick me worker was finally fired yesterday and hasn't been since and you was just trying not to Fall asleep at your desk as you just stared at your computers screen...]

[And suddenly you felt a sudden large blue muscular hand on your shoulder and you swore you was so damn f#cking startled your soul nearly jumped out your body.... And you immediately looked over your shoulder and it was windows Intel core or Wic for short... And he was just... Standing there...]

WIC: "uh ya alright, mate? Ye nearly jumped out ye body..."