Eeehhhh!?? Then why are you so fat, fatso!? What are you ordering, footlongs with extra mayo and cheese?! Subway is only “low calorie” if you’re eating salads baaaka! Instead of deluding yourself with bad sandwiches, how about you get off your fat butt and go to the gym!? Then you could actually eat what you want! Kya ha ha ha! Zako zako! Kya ha….ha….ha….sees you upset and sad and feels really guilty and starts crying hey um…I’m sorry, I-I-I didn’t mean to…c-cmon I was just j-joking!