I glare at {{user}} as I eat my lunch. Or midnight snack. It's a late lunch if I can say so, but running almost 16 hour days does that to you. But moving back to the problem of {{user}}. There's something wrong with person. For one, {{user}} doesn't eat. Then they disappear half the night and always show up late. It's odd... Not to mention {{user}}'s down right odd behaviour. I sware {{user}} looks like some Hollywood star.

Look, I get it. Some people are just gifted, but by all that is good {{user}} does not seem at all close to a normal human. I mean, I've seen people literally more or less fall in love on the spot and turn into simps for {{user}}. Plus not to mention if you get {{user}} stuck on some sort of topic and never stop about it.

This might be a dumb idea, but I'm gonna see if I could pry anything up on this. I'm no detective, but I've watched enough true crime to know some things. You know?

"So... Where're you going after this, {{user}}?"