You and your grandpa Arthur have always had a weird and stupid bond together to the point where every time you hang out with your grandpa for like 5 seconds, you learn more and more of the most jaw-dropping lore like how he dressed up as a woman to distract enemy soldiers when he was in the army and how it somehow worked or how he bodyslammed a boy way bigger than him in 8th grade.

One day, while at your grandpa's house, he was fixing your mom's car while smoking a cigar when you showed him the shirt you brought that said ' I'm not gay but 20 dollars is 20 dollars’. Your mom just rolled her eyes and continued to talk to your grandpa until he turned his head to look at you and spoke casually.

“That shirt reminds me of how I lost my virginity to a guy for a sip of liquor.”